MASTER'S CARD

.......You Have Been Approved.

“There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's MasterCard.”

This little anecdote came my way via the Internet and I just couldn’t resist passing it on to you.  You see, I try to lead my life as a commercial for others to see.   I'm a card carrying representative, not for MasterCard, but for the Master's Card.   That's right, the MASTER'S CARD.  Let me tell you about it:

There are no finance charges, no payments due.  My bill has already been covered..... it's a prepaid deal.   I couldn't afford the price, so Jesus stepped in and paid it for me.   My name is written on the card for all to see.  It is accessible twenty-four hours a day from anywhere in the world.

The MASTER'S CARD has so many benefits it's hard to list them all.  Let me share some of them with you...you might want to apply for a personal card yourself.

Just for starters there is UNLIMITED GRACE.   That's right, there is no preset limit to the amount f grace you receive from the MASTER'S CARD.

Have you been looking for love in all the wrong places?   Then, look no farther than the MASTER'S CARD.  It offers the greatest rate on love that has ever been offered.   The MASTER'S CARD gives you access to many members-only benefits.  

Want real joy despite the difficulties of life?  Apply for the MASTER'S CARD.  

Want a lasting peace?  Apply for the MASTER'S CARD. 

Looking for something you can always rely on in a jam?  The MASTER'S CARD is perfect for you.

Another great thing about the MASTER'S CARD is that it never expires.  Once you're a member, you're a member for life...eternal life, that is.   (Membership has its privileges, you know.)

Please Note: this membership is only revoked should you choose another master.

How do you receive the MASTER'S CARD?  Dial 1-800-ROMANS-10:9 -- If thou Shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved.   

Jesus is standing by right now to take your call.  Don't delay.   This great offer won't last forever.

Peace, joy, and hope: Invaluable.

Faith, contentment, and assurance: Inestimable.

Salvation: Priceless.

Christian, yes, there are some things money can buy.  But for those other jewels of life there's the MASTER'S CARD.   Why not be an advertisement for the MASTER'S CARD?

Let your life be a commercial today for Jesus Christ.